Things That Piss Me Off

It seems everyone thinks that 311 wrote Love Song. No. Look it up.

Pasta "Fazool" is actually spelled Pasta "Fagioli" (or something like that.)

People make fun of me because I do not pronounce the 'a' at the end of the word "mozzarella." Or the 'o' at the end of the word "proscuitto."

The same fucking quote comes up every time I search Erica Jong. She has said infinitely more poignant things than "You want me to tell you something really subversive..." Of course, I'm too lazy to go back through my collection of her work to post the excerpts that smacked me in the face when I read them, so I guess I shouldn't bitch too much.

Nicki Minaj.

I've lost touch with the BDSM scene so bad that the thought of subbing to someone again makes me go "Ugh." Sometimes I think it's degrading, but then again I have no right to judge. Hell, I used to be the one tied up, the fuck toy, the dirty little cum slut. And given the right circumstances, I'd probably jump right back in.

I will be watching a man accused of rape have the privilege of playing quarterback in the Superbowl later today.

When a certain member of our circle of friends can't even commit to joining us all for dinner. There's no need to be such a pain in the ass about it.