To break it down, we have -
The Angel
- Typically hangs around during the week
- A school portrait photographer that works with the kiddies and gushes all over them when they are absolutely precious
- An aunt that adores her nephew and plays with him, sings to him, and smothers him with kisses whenever he's in her arms
- Wholesome and nice
- Tee-shirt and jeans or sweats, minimal makeup and jewelry, hair pulled up 90% of the time
- Frugal with her money and balances her checkbook to the penny
- In bed by 10 or 11
- Generally unrecognizable to those who are more acquainted with The Devil
The Devil
- Comes out to play at night, usually on the weekends
- A trashy, brass, and generally slutty rock & roll groupie
- Will sleep with the guitar player, or the bass player, or the drummer, or all three at the same time
- Loud and obnoxious with a drink always in her hand
- Dressed to kill, in stilettos 24/7
- Makeup and hair done to a T, loaded down with jewelry that usually gets lost or left on someone's nightstand
- Did someone say shots? Can be found stuffing money down the bartender's pants or throwing dollar bills at the ladies
- Stumbles in the front door around 5 am
- Generally unrecognizable to those who are more acquainted with The Angel
This past Saturday night I engaged in absolute debauchery with a few band members after the show. (Gimme some credit though, I've known these guys and have been partying with them for a while now.) Then I stopped off at another one's house for some more even later night action. The other night one of the regulars at the bar did a double take after asking me my name for the 100th time because I was wearing yoga pants, a hoodie, my glasses, very little makeup, and my everyday jewelry. *shrug* It happens.
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